I hate it when my girlfriend belches really loud and she hates my really smelly farts. She likes to have her butt eaten out which I hate to do, and I love getting head which she hates to do. So when she wants her butt eaten out she burps constantly until I give in and do it, and when I want some head, I give her dutch ovens until she gives in. When I shared this with my coworkers, they looked at me like I was crazy. How can I get them to talk to me again?